Cosmetologist?
A classmate had asked me what field I was coming from. Then, out of left field, she guessed I was a cosmetologist…With a perplexed look on my face I thought “Hmm, was that a compliment or a jab? Is my make-up that thick? I am trying to cover up some dark circles under eyes from only getting 2 hours of sleep, but really? On the other hand, there have been some news reporters and anchors that I would have liked to help with their make-up skills.” I couldn’t help it when I burst out laughing, and replied, “Close, News broadcasting!”
Sleep deprivation is not a good thing.
Sleep deprivation is not a good thing.

Don't you remember how much advice you used to give me?!?!?!? Come on.
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Rriiiiight, like I gave the Beauty Queen make-up advice.
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You did! Don't you play coy. And I needed it. Seriously. I have not stopped thinking about Portland since I got home. I need to go back. How is the weather in September?
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